OLD GEEZER  1: Do you think the Chinese will take over snooker?

OLD GEEZER  2: Ding Junhui ; Superstar!

Wonder if they play crib?

Google it!

Nothing on playing the game but they make some lovely cribbage boards!

In the dark when it comes to Crib then.

Stephen King refers to cribbage players as the ‘initiated’.

Chinese in the dark about many things.

Like?

Tiananmen Square?

Unfair…. when we were in school we were taught that the British Empire was a ‘ civilising ‘ influence… but it was based on slavery…amongst other things.

Not to mention being the biggest drugs cartel the world has seen… invaded China to allow its Opium barons free access to the Chinese people.

The things we were told….. and believed!

I thought the Pope was actually sent by God…. he wasn’t human!

Sadly only too human… judging by the illegitimate offspring that resulted!

I believed that babies came out of a woman’s bellybutton!

I never did figure out why men have  nipples?

Google it!

I’m an Atheist,  thank  God!

LUIS  BUNUEL.

R.I.P.      Doris Day.

Anger is an Energy.

JOHN LYDON.

 

‘There are no such things as homosexual or heterosexual people, only homosexual or heterosexual acts.’

 

Gore Vidal.

HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT.

Albums:   Trumpton Riots.

Achtung Bono.

CSI Ambleside.

Trouble Over Bridgewater.

Songs:   Back in the DHSS.

Dickie Davies Eyes.

Paintball’s  Coming Home.

Fuckin’ ell  it’s Fred Titmus.