Walking along Wandsworth High Street….chucking it down.

OLD GEEZER 1: Well that was a fine evening of Crib. Don’t fancy a long walk home in the rain though.

OLD GEEZER 2: Here’s the Bus Depot… let’s  ‘take’ the bus….wait here and keep watch.

You’re crazy!

(there follows five minutes of crashing…metal on metal then  OG2 appears driving a bus)

Jesus….why did you  take so long?

It took me ages to find a number 9!

You are so stupid … we could have got the 36 and walked from the roundabout!

If you are absolutely alone in the world, and likely to be so, then move about continually and never stand still. I therefore think I shall be compulsed and more especially by things on the horizon.

Edward Lear.