” I love sleep. My life has a tendency to fall apart when I’m awake.”

 

ERNEST HEMINGWAY.

: it was easy enough to despise the world, but decidedly difficult to find any other habitable region.

EDITH WARTON.   The House of Mirth.

OLD GEEZER (1) :   Get that down yer…. a pint of plain.

OLD GEEZER (2):    Your only man!

Good news…. I’m now a great uncle!

Another baby!  When I was born there were 3 Billion people… now there are 7 Billion….. we need more babies?

I like children!

Me too….but I don’t feel the need to own one!

It’s only natural to want kids!

No… it’s natural to want sex. If it was natural to want children sex wouldn’t need to be pleasurable. For men anyway.  You’ve had sex …right?

Funny!

Because you wanted pleasure or a baby? If sex wasn’t pleasurable  there’d be no babies!

But then we’d go extinct!

And that’s bad because…….?

BREXIT  walks into a bar.

Barman:   ‘ Why the long farce?’

LEE MARVIN:  Wanderin’ Star.

ROGER MILLER:   King of the Road.

AMERICA:   Ventura Highway.

GORDON LIGHTFOOT:    Sit Down Young Stranger.

SCOTT MCKENZIE:    What’s the Difference?

LEONARDO’S   ‘Prophecies’

‘Many people by puffing out a breath with too much haste will thereby lose their sight and soon after all consciousness.’     ( blowing out the candlelight when going to bed.)

‘Countless numbers will have their children taken away and their throats shall be cut.’     (the sheep and cows that humans eat.)

‘Winged creatures will support people with their feathers.’   ( the feathers used to stuff mattresses.)