The Scene: Two racehorses and a greyhound in a stable.
Racehorse 1. Last year I won the Grand National in record time.
Racehorse 2. That’s nothing , I won every race I ran in …. a million pounds for my owner.
Greyhound. So what…. last year I won the Greyhound Derby for the 5th consecutive year!
Racehorse 1. Good Lord…. a talking dog!!!