JOKE. 3.

The Scene:  Two racehorses and a greyhound in a stable.

Racehorse 1.   Last year I won the Grand National in record time.

Racehorse 2.   That’s nothing , I won every race I ran in …. a million pounds  for my owner.

Greyhound.    So what…. last year I won the Greyhound Derby for the 5th consecutive year!

Racehorse 1.   Good Lord…. a talking dog!!!