South of the River. (20)

Walking along Wandsworth High Street….chucking it down.

OLD GEEZER 1: Well that was a fine evening of Crib. Don’t fancy a long walk home in the rain though.

OLD GEEZER 2: Here’s the Bus Depot… let’s  ‘take’ the bus….wait here and keep watch.

You’re crazy!

(there follows five minutes of crashing…metal on metal then  OG2 appears driving a bus)

Jesus….why did you  take so long?

It took me ages to find a number 9!

You are so stupid … we could have got the 36 and walked from the roundabout!