ON LIFE.

The Four Stages of Life:  Child, Failure, Old, Dead.

ON BREXIT.

‘……Britain is going through this extraordinary act of  sending itself to its room and not coming down as a show of – what? You shat your pants in front of the whole world and you’re sulking?’

DYLAN MORAN.

 

 

 

Desmond Dekker:   007 (  Shanty Town).

The Specials:   Ghost Town.

Althea and Donna:   Uptown Top- Ranking.

Prince Buster:   Al Capone.

Old Geezer 1: ‘ Ever seen ‘Judge Judy?”

Old Geezer 2: ‘Comic if it wasn’t tragic.’

‘Explains Trump though.’

‘How come?’

‘These people are allowed to vote.’

‘Sadly true.’

‘They are allowed to bring up children!’

‘The Wall is a good idea though.’

‘Explain.’

‘Well, if Canada builds a Wall along their border they’ll be boxed in.’

‘Quarantined.’

‘Probably kill each other.’

‘Won’t be able to contaminate the rest of us.’

‘Imagine… no more Miley Cyrus!

‘Pint?’

 

There has been a great diversity of debate on the subject, but the generally accepted rule is pink for the boys, and blue for the girls. The reason is that pink, being a more decided and stronger colour, is more suitable for the boy, while blue, which is more delicate and dainty, is prettier for the girl.

THE LADIES HOME JOURNAL. (June 1918)

June 2018.

JEANETTE WINTERSON.     Oranges are not the only fruit.

P. G. WOODHOUSE.         Bachelors Anonymous.

JOHN STEINBECK.       East of Eden.

PHILIP ROTH.        Portnoy’s complaint.

GRAYSON PERRY.      The Descent of Man.

WHAT OSCAR WILDE REALLY MEANT.

We’re all in the gutter… and most of us are lying face down.

GEORGIE FAME.

Sitting in the Park.

Yeah Yeah.

Getaway.

Peaceful.