OLD GEEZER 1: Well that was a fine evening of Crib. Don’t fancy a long walk home in the rain though.
OLD GEEZER 2: Here’s the Bus Depot… let’s ‘take’ the bus….wait here and keep watch.
(there follows five minutes of crashing…metal on metal then OG2 appears driving a bus)
Jesus….why did you take so long?
It took me ages to find a number 9!
You are so stupid … we could have got the 36 and walked from the roundabout!