Old Geezer 1: You know these ‘soaps’ are unrealistic!
Old Geezer 2: You think?
Firstly they’re set around pubs but nobody plays ‘crib’.
Not exactly a spectator sport!
Secondly, in Eastenders nobody watches Eastenders, but in the real world 80% of the population spend 80% of their free time watching such drivel.
So, you’d have characters on Eastenders watching Eastenders.
Who are also watching Eastenders…… ad infinitum.
A bit ‘Flann O’Brien’.
An improvement though!
True!…… Your box.