South of the River. (7)

OLD GEEZER 1:  ‘You know Paraguay doesn’t exist?’

OLD GEEZER 2:  ‘What?’

‘Have you ever been to Paraguay?’

‘No.’

‘Do you know anyone who has been to Paraguay?’

‘No.’

‘Have you ever met anyone FROM  Paraguay?’

‘No.’

‘Are there any Paraguayans in the Premier League?’

‘No.’

‘Suspicious!’

‘Just deal!’       (DEALS THE CARDS)

……….. ‘Ever been to Gabon?’……….