When things go wrong and will not come right
Though you do the best you can
When life looks black as the hour of night
A pint of plain is your only man.
When money’s tight and hard to get
And your horse is also-ran
When all you have is a heap of debt
A pint of plain is your only man.
When health is bad and your heart feels strange
And your face is pale and wan
When doctors say that you need a change
A pint of plain is your only man.
When food is scarce and your larder bare
And no rashers grease your pan
When hunger grows as your meals are rare
A pint of plain is your only man.
In time of trouble and lousy strife
You have still got a darlint plan
You can still turn to a brighter life
A pint of plain is your only man.
FLANN O’BRIEN/ MYLES NA GOPALEEN.